Felix the stinky faced cat

Lyrics:
Felix struts along the sofa line
Fluffy tail
Pure feline
Stops to smell his personal shrine
A spot where he left a sign

Sniffs the air
Makes a tiny frown
Whiskers twitch
Head drops down
Peeking closer
He makes a sound
Stinky kitty face
Profound

Oh Felix
What did you do
Left a funky spot just for you
Smell it once
Then smell it twice
It ain’t sugar
It ain’t spice

Tiny paws and mischief’s glow
Nose to the ground
He goes slow
No one knows why he loves that trace
Felix
You’re a funny case

Back and forth with curious grace
Smelling victory in that space
Wiggles
Jiggles
And a furry face
Felix
It’s your stinky place

Oh Felix
What did you do
Left a funky spot just for you
Smell it once
Then smell it twice
It ain’t sugar
It ain’t spice

His atonement completed and past
No more will he make a face that just whiffed gas
For now the brave cat will take up the call
To go to the holy land and make the infidels fall

Traveling the path he meets his brothers in arms
From all walks of life to go do harm
None can stand against his holy might
Soon to be crusading to live for the fight

Arriving at the sacred lands his travels done
He says a prayer and recalls how far he's come
With jubilant heart walks through the walls with glee
Storied history and tales abound for all to see

Oh Felix
What did you do
Left a funky spot just for you
Smell it once
Then smell it twice
It ain’t sugar
It ain’t spice

A night of drinking laughter and revelry
For tomorrow the Heretics will come with their devilry
Bringing their ladders and towers to the walls
While Felix is standing the city will not fall

Surging in mass the brought their whole horde
All met with arrows, each blessed by the lord
Ladders touch ramparts and towers crash
Felix clad in holy steel is ready for the clash

With each swing of blade blood sprayed the air
But none could stop Felix with his pure white hair
Each cut down invader left a stench in their space
And throughout the fight Felix kept making the stinky look on his kitty face

Oh Felix
What did you do
Left a funky spot just for you
Smell it once
Then smell it twice
It ain’t sugar
It ain’t spice

All day long disparate faiths collide
Ending only now all the heretics have died
Saving the city Felix gets thanks from Rome
And now he shall make stinky faces only at home.

Oh Felix
What did you do
Left a funky spot just for you
Smell it once
Then smell it twice
It ain’t sugar
It ain’t spice

Oh Felix
What did you do
Left a funky spot just for you
Smell it!