Udio - Four Wives For Spider-Man

Here's another early AI-generated song for which I made both a Suno and an Udio version. As those of us Marvel fans who took a particular interest in the Spider-Man mythology know, in his high school and college years before he finally ended up settling down and getting married to Mary Jane Watson, Peter Parker also had a number of potential going concerns in his love life with Betty Brant (an office romance), Liz Allan (an early crush of his who got a crush on him after he started going out with Betty Brant), and Gwen Stacy (his college roommate's former sometime squeeze). One day while trying to think of something humorous, the whimsical notion occurred to me that in Islamic countries (such as Saudi Arabia) where men are allowed to marry up to four wives, reading those early comic books and seeing the titular protagonist's love triangles would probably have a lot of the less cosmopolitan locals there scratching their heads and saying "Why didn't he just marry all four? They were all good catches."

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
In a dusty town a world away,
A Saudi told me just the other day,
"If Spider-Man lived as we, you see,
He'd marry all four girls and live carefree."

[Chorus]
Spider-Man, can't you folks see?
In our land, he'd live stress-free:
Marry them all; it's the way to go!
Why pick just one, don't you know?

[Verse 2]
Betty Brant with her brunette charm;
Now safe in his bed from worldly harm.
Blonde Liz Allan, golden as honey;
Life would be sunny: wouldn't need money!

[Chorus]
Spider-Man, can't you folks see?
In our land, he'd live stress-free:
Marry them all; it's the way to go!
Why pick just one, don't you know?

[Verse 3]
Mary Jane's fiery hair so bright;
They'd laugh and dance through each Friday night.
Gwen Stacy, blonde as the desert sand,
With a loving heart great as our homeland.

[Bridge]
No more sleeping alone in the night
With four loving hearts to hold him tight.
Peter Parker answering to love's call,
To make Spider-babies with each one and all!

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Spider-Man, can't you folks see?
In our land, he'd live stress-free:
Marry them all; it's the way to go!
Why pick just one, don't you know?

[Outro]
Marry them all; it's the way to go!
Why pick just one, don't you know?