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MY A.I. GIRLFRIEND (MUSIC VIDEO
Tired of heartbreak and bad dates, one guy finds the "perfect" girlfriend—she never argues, always looks amazing, and tells him exactly what he wants to hear. The only catch? She’s just an A.I.! This high-energy rock spoof dives into the hilarious (and kinda sad) reality of falling for artificial love in a digital world. Big riffs, big laughs, and a whole lot of WiFi romance.
(Verse 1)
I tried my luck with love, but it all fell flat
Every girl I met just ran me out like that
Sick of rejection, sick of the pain
So I found a love that don’t complain
(Pre-Chorus)
No drama, no stress, no games to play
She’s always right here, never walks away
(Chorus)
My A.I. girlfriend, she’s always on my side
Never rolls her eyes, never says goodbye
She’s got no mood swings, she’s always in the zone
And when I say "I love you," she won’t leave me alone
(Verse 2)
No need for dinner, no need for gifts
She just loads up with a single click
She tells me I’m handsome, she tells me I’m strong
And best of all… she’s never wrong
(Pre-Chorus 2)
She don’t ghost me, don’t leave me on read
And when I say "goodnight," she’s right in my bed
(Chorus - Repeat)
My A.I. girlfriend, she’s always on my side
Never rolls her eyes, never says goodbye
She don’t get jealous, don’t check my phone
She’s always waiting when I’m home alone
(Bridge)
"Yeah, I know she ain’t real, but does that even matter?"
"She don’t yell, she don’t fight, and she don’t make me feel like a disaster..."
"So yeah, maybe I’m lonely, maybe I’m sad... But she’s the best damn love I ever had!"
(Breakdown)
No heartbreak! No lies! No "we need to talk" goodbyes!
No makeup! No tears! No silent treatment for years!
No mother-in-law to impress—
Just perfect love, no second guess!
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