I love my 51st

Its been a while since I last posted, but for all those who wanna see Canada become the 51st state as part of the USMCA, grab your remote or headphones and turn up the volume. Sing along to this parody, inspired by Freddy Fender’s “I love my Rancho Grande”. Freddy is best known for the song “Before the next teardrop falls” which has appeared in films, of which I first heard on TV when I was vacationing in Mexico. It’s a beautiful song, one of which I should learn to play.

Enjoy this parody of the original, lyrics below:

I love my 51st,
its got the biggest clown show
who think they are the sharpest
in fact they’re not the smartest
and worse than dumb and dummer

Doug Ford’s an ID10T,
for trying to turn off the power
who’s no better then Barney Carney
some say he’s married to a man

I love my 51st
‘cause Carney was appointed
or Carney was demoted
‘cause he’s the new PM
‘cause Trudeau goes to Cuba

He might as well dress up as Freeland
who won’t take it like a man
the Governor General
always had more power
and sat on the beach with Ghislaine maxwell

I love my 51st
Because of the USMCA
they want to bring back NAFTA
‘cause that’s all they are aft’a
‘cause that’s all they are aft’a

because they take bourbon
off store shelves
when they already paid for tariffs
supporters here think they are patriots
they are just as stupid as the clowns
I love my 51st