Can You Beat Minecraft as a Drunk?

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be hooked on the bottle in minecraft? ...no? well, in this video, I explore what life would be like for one such individual in minecraft.
Modifications to the game include:
1. 8 alcoholic beverages have been added, including Busch Light, PBR, Wine, Moonshine, Bourbon, Four Loko, and Scotch. Each of them will raise the player's blood alcohol content by 1 bar, or .01, with the exception of the stronger alcohols such as wine, bourbon, and scotch. these will increase your BAC by more, but also give you more time before withdrawal kicks in. In the case of Four Loko, this will also give you the speed status effect, simulating the caffiene they used to contain
2. The player will spawn with 10 busch light, and 10 emeralds, but these quantities will diminish as the days go on. So you better start stockpiling when you can!
3. The player will experience alcohol withdrawal when not having an alcoholic beverage for 30 in game minutes(25 irl seconds). The player can stop this withdrawal damage by simply consuming one of the 8 beverages from(1)
4. Walmarts and Liquor stores will spawn throughout the overworld, and this will allow the player to purchase more booze with emeralds
5. Stumbling - at higher BAC, the player will sometimes move in directions that do not align with which buttons were pressed, simulating a drunk stumbling around
6. Status effects - starting at .03 BAC, the player will start to experience status effects such as ascending levels of nausea, mining fatigue, weakness, bad luck, and eventually blackouts. The player also gains damage resistance when inhebriated, so it's not all bad.
7. Black Outs - at BAC greater than .35(7/8 of the bar on screen filled) the player has a chance to experience a blackout. when blacking out, the player's vision will start to go dark via the darkness status effect, and they will suddenly find themselves elsewhere, with no memory of getting there. They will also lose and gain some items, and have no idea how they go them.
8. vehicles - pickup trucks will spawn in villager's garages throughout the world, and a cunning player will be able to steal them and use the most efficient method of travel for a drunk person -- driving.
9. Fast food - Fast food restaurants - including mcdonalds, chik fil a, arby's, and waffle house - will spawn throughout the world, and will be an efficient way for the player to obtain food while at high BAC

All music used is from Pokemon Soul Silver/Heart Gold

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