Curry Puffs and Chaos...

(A humorous and quirky tune inspired by the live stream chat)

[Verse 1]
Good evening, Matt, it’s Mohammed here,
Mayor of Brighton, spreading cheer.
Curry puffs on the house, you’re a good man,
But TubeEngland’s asking, “Is this the real plan?”
[Pre-Chorus]
“Are you the mayor? Prove it, let’s see!”
“Call my secretary, it’s 290000, easy!”
Round and round, the questions go,
In this chatroom circus, anything goes!
[Chorus]
Curry puffs and chaos in the Brighton night,
Trolls and mayors, who’s wrong or right?
From horse racing tips to council calls,
This chat’s got it all, we’re having a ball!
[Verse 2]
Brian’s here, says he’s got six months to live,
Sparkle’s calling faceless fannies, what a narrative!
Pirate Gert’s lost in the Cheltenham race,
While Neon Knight sends love from a far-off place.
[Pre-Chorus]
“Make Brighton Bangladesh again,” they say,
“Run the story, Matt, don’t delay!”
Top secret whispers, a tale untold,
In this digital madness, the drama unfolds.
[Chorus]
Curry puffs and chaos in the Brighton night,
Trolls and mayors, who’s wrong or right?
From horse racing tips to council calls,
This chat’s got it all, we’re having a ball!
[Bridge]
“I’m a named person!” Brian declares,
While TubeEngland’s digging, no one cares.
Mohammed’s laughing, “Packy gang, unite!”
But the questions keep coming, all through the night.
[Verse 3]
“Are those your personal details, sir?”
“Contact the council, don’t refer to her!”
Round in circles, the chatroom spins,
A tale of trolls, mayors, and curry puffed sins.
[Chorus]
Curry puffs and chaos in the Brighton night,
Trolls and mayors, who’s wrong or right?
From horse racing tips to council calls,
This chat’s got it all, we’re having a ball!
[Outro]
So here’s to the chat, where the wild things are,
From Brighton to Bangladesh, near and far.
Curry puffs for Matt, and a story to tell,
In the world of live streams, it’s chaos and hell!