Please Grant My Christmas Wish

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The only thing I forgot to add to my list is the ability to connect minecarts & push them with Minecraft/Furnace...so please add that Mojang. ;p

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Lyrics: Spintown
Music: Pravin Fernando
Vocals: Christopher Galen
Parody of "Let's Not Talk About Love" by Cole Porter

Lyrics:
Oh Mojang give us a new update
One that would cause no debate, or get hate
I've wrote down a list, just for you
A wish or two, not too many, a few

So...

Let's talk about swords, let's talk about that
Let's add a gamerule to switch to old combat
Let's talk about Jess, Let's talk about Jack
Let's make a season 3 and take the movie back
Let's fix the incapacity of villagers vivacity
My issue with rapacity is the lack of em opacity
I have to do this rhyming, tests my lyrical tenacity
But Please grant my Christmas wish.

Let's add some new blocks, for all the new miners
Some vertical half slabs, for YouTube designers
Let's have a new con, let's do it live
And maybe in person, do a Minecon revive
Make boats for the overwieght, for fatties I'll advocate
Let'em ride & navigate, in space that does not irritate
Let's share with a bear, give the hefty space to compensate
Please grant my Christmas wish.

Let's talk about mobs, let's talk about birds
Let's try to picture having to dodge flying turds
Let's look at our swamps, and try not to rile
An alligator with a giant toothy smile
Let's add some danger, where no evil dwells
Iceologers, with magic, casting icey spells
Let's look at the sea, and what lies beneath
Let's add a few sharks, look out for their teeth
How can we appreciate a land that can refrigerate
Let's add penguins to alleviate and possibly rejuvenate
A land of frozen challenges, could maybe differentiate
Please grant my Christmas wish.

Let's talk about dogs, and give them a home,
Then we could let our doggos have free range to roam,
If he's a good boy, then give him the dub
We could show him some kindness with a belly rub
Let's make glass doors to decorate
I'm sure they'll clearly fascinate
Or stains to differentiate
Our planks would reinvigorate
Or stairs and slabs of concrete that won't deteriorate
Please grant my Christmas wish.

Let's talk about trees, let's talk about rope
Why ladders made of rope is a pretty big hope
Your golem is hurt, your nitwit needs heals
Your cleric & your blacksmith could improve their feels
Oh Mojang, the request is small
So don't forget to add them all
Add to the videogames lore
After I could suggest some more

New wood chests, crafting tables, bookshelves & barrels
Iceologers, and alligators, sharks that put you in peril
Stained planks, new stairs, with slabs that are now upright
Gamerules, Story Mode, and your doggos delight
New Minecons, Corn crops
Add those things to get some props
Please grant my Christmas wish.