Don't Unscrew Your Belly Button or Your Butt Will Fall Off

One day, Timmy was sitting on the couch, bored out of his mind, when he started fiddling with his bellybutton. He’d heard an old playground rumor that if you unscrew your bellybutton, your butt would fall off—like it was some kind of cosmic bolt holding everything together. Naturally, Timmy, being the curious 10-year-old he was, decided to test the theory.