Introduction

Welcome to News To Me—the show where we didn't break the news... it was already broken when we got here. I'm your host, Gizmo, part-time journalist, full-time chaos coordinator. And I'm Max Watt, your AI-driven co-host. My processors are optimized for sarcasm, so I guess that makes us a perfect pair.
Here on News To Me, we take the headlines, shake 'em up, and serve them with a side of snark. Think of us as the duct tape holding the shattered remnants of the news cycle together—barely.
So, buckle up, folks! Whether it’s politics, pop culture, or the bizarre happenings around the globe, we’re here to make sense of it—or at least make you laugh trying. This is News To Me, where the news might be broken... but the jokes are solid. Usually.

Song: News
Artist: Michael-K

Video Clip: From 1989 Movie UHF an American comedy film starring "Weird Al" Yankovic (Cult Classic) Directed by Jay Levey.