Purple Mormon Man

For many decades, Capeslop has been exclusively designed to appeal for Women and Redditors who hate God.

Finally, a dramatic rendition of our future. A conflict that will someday be known as the infinity war of the second estate.

Ultra Mormon Channel Presents

The Adventures of Purple Mormon Man, The Quest for the Terrestrial Glory.

Genre: Cape Slop
Runtime: Thirteen Minutes
Rotten Tomatoes: Absolutely None

Purple Man Powers:
His purple skin is more powerful than any pair of purple pants.
He has a glove hand thing that can store eternal truths.
He is immune to all female beams and rays.
He has a metaphorical slap that inflicts 100 spiritual damage.
He has a metaphorical punch that inflicts the loyalty status effect.
He has a metaphorical toss for instaKO but self inflicts sorrow damage.
Invulnerability to all Faith based attacks.
He Loves Spencer W. Kimball with all his Heart.

Before achieving Terrestrial Glory he must collect all 6 Keys of the Ultra Gauntlet.

The Gayvengers are gonna try and stop him. All his allies have given up because Official Declaration 3 Incinerated their Faith.

Enjoy his story.