"Burning Teslas and Saving the Planet"

These purple-haired, soy-latte-sipping, self-righteous clowns are out here torching Teslas to “save the planet” like that makes any sense at all! Elon Musk just saved astronauts stranded in space because no one else could, and instead of celebrating human achievement, they’re lighting up electric cars like that’s somehow sticking it to “the man.” Newsflash: You’re literally burning the most eco-friendly cars on the market while screaming about climate change. The hypocrisy is off the charts!

And let’s talk about the sheer stupidity of these walking contradictions. They scream “Down with capitalism!” while tweeting from their iPhones and sipping on overpriced Starbucks. They claim to be saving the Earth while belching out toxic fumes from burning lithium-ion batteries. You can’t make this stuff up! They’re too busy being part of the latest outrage cult to realize how ridiculous they look.

Maybe instead of torching Teslas, they should try, I don’t know, using their brains for once. But that’s asking too much from people who think logic is a hate crime and common sense is oppression. Grow up and get a clue!