Evening News w/ Stan the Jokeman Followed by Song!

INTEREST RATES HOLD FOR NOW
Trump Prosecutors make it official: NOTHING HAPPENED JANUARY 6TH on the steps of the Capitol!
Farmers will get SOME usaid back, Republicans continue attempting to destroy the Post Office! IT'D BE FASTER AND GREAT AGAIN if Republicans quit trying to PRIVATIZE IT, TO SNUFF OUT COMMUNICATION!
NOAA Federal Workers Return to work after idiot Republican MAGA Trump and Musk ignorantly fire them &
ELON MUSK NOW THREATENS THE VERY HOMES OF INNOCENT AMERICANS AND ANYONE WHO DARES UPHOLD THE LAW!