Great Clean One

A Great Unclean One going through its edgy teenager phase. Grandfather Nurgle doesn't hate this particular organism but is only sad that it won't accept his bountiful gifts and wishes it would grow up.

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Lyrics by Ivan The Hörrible:

[Intro]
Scrub, clean, scour!
Wash, bathe, shower!
Medicate!
Vaccinate!
Show them all my power!

[Verse 1]
No more plagues, boils, and rot!
This is what I look like?
I must have forgot.
Smooth and weird.
Horribly cursed.
Bleach your eyes
if I don't do it first.

[Chorus]
Papa Nurgle hates me
but I don't care!
I'm the Great Clean One
spilling soap everywhere!
I scrubbed my skin
and shoved my guts back in,
deodorized my pits,
and shampooed my hair!

[Verse 2]
Nurglings run in terror
when they see me approach.
They become squeaky clean
when I douse them with the soap.
I never get sick.
My flesh doesn't decay.
Get the mop and bucket.
It's time for the melee.

[Chorus]
Papa Nurgle hates me
but I don't care!
I'm the Great Clean One
spilling soap everywhere!
I scrubbed my skin
and shoved my guts back in,
deodorized my pits,
and shampooed my hair!

[Verse 2]
You say I'm a traitor
and I fervently agree.
Would you want to be covered
in shit, pus, and pee?
Boils, buboes, scabies, and the pox?
Carbuncles and psoriasis?
I think it sucks.

[Chorus]
Papa Nurgle hates me
but I don't care!
I'm the Great Clean One
spilling soap everywhere!
I scrubbed my skin
and shoved my guts back in,
deodorized my pits,
and shampooed my hair!

[Bridge]
No more disease, no more decay!
No more despair, no more dismay!
The chemicals burn but that's OK.
We'll live to see another day.

[Chorus]
Papa Nurgle hates me
but I don't care!
I'm the Great Clean One
spilling soap everywhere!
I scrubbed my skin
and shoved my guts back in,
deodorized my pits,
and shampooed my hair!