🔥SHIZZY IS BACK: THE MADNESS NEVER STOPPED—BUT NEITHER DID I 🎬

The federal docket is a flaming mess of paper terrorism and ego-driven tantrums—so let’s break it all down the only way we know how: sarcastically, brutally, and with a side of Velcro-shoe wisdom.

While I was gone, Bruce “Bubbles” Matzkin—yes, the same guy who begged the court to let him play lawyer in Florida for free—decided he suddenly deserves attorney fees. For what? For flailing around in bad faith, filing useless motions, and pretending his reputation was injured when someone accurately quoted him.

Randy Shochet dropped back-to-back ANTI-SLAPP nukes on Preston and Cook’s counterclaims, which were about as legally sound as a wet napkin in a hurricane. Their lawsuits? Zero facts. Zero evidence. And absolutely zero shot of surviving.

Oh—and if you thought this couldn’t get dumber, don’t worry: the Judge has already ruled against these clowns on most of their arguments, but they keep filing anyway like it’s a toddler talent show and the prize is a juice box and a restraining order.

👀 We’ll be reading, reacting, mocking, and giving you every page of these unhinged filings with full Shizzy-style commentary.

Legal drama, YouTube insanity, First Amendment battles—and Bubbles trying to invoice the universe.
Yeah, I’m back. And it’s gonna be fun.✨