What is the "Going Too Fast" T.O.S. Violation?

9 months ago
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Using a keyboard effectively and efficiently on Meta. HOW DARE YOU?! Go to Zuck Jail! Go directly to Zuck Jail! Do not blink frequently enough. Do not remove your hoodie.

I'm reminded of that episode opener on NBC's "Wings" where Faye told Joe that she bought paper cups for the water jug made from recycled materials. Joe praised her, but asked what happened to all the old cups.

Faye said, "Oh, those? I tossed them."

Why is DH483 REALLY concerned about fast keyboard typing? Because he doesn't have state of the art nanobot data at his disposal. With his antiquated biometric data collection, he wants those hideous delays between taps to analyze every tiny detail in keyboard tracking compared to facial recognition.

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