Some topical jokes!

Please enjoy these quick topical jokes.
Upcoming tour dates:
Atlanta, GA @ Helium 3.27-28
Corning, CA @ Rolling Hills Casino 4.5
Des Moines, IA @ Funny Bone (opening for Louis CK) 4.11-12
Las Vegas, NV @ Wise Guys 4.18-19
Freehold, NJ @ American Hotel 4.25
Greensboro, NC @ Comedy Zone 5.2-3
Pottstown, PA @ Soul Joels 5.17
Timonium, MD @ Magoobys 5.18
Salt Lake City, UT 5.30-31
Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena (opening for Gutfeld) 6.6
Rockford, IL @ BMO Center (opening for Gutfeld) 6.7
Tarrytown, NY @ Tarrytown Music Hall (with Joe DeVito) 6.14
Albuquerque, NM @ Hyenas 6.20-21
Pittsburgh, PA @ Improv 7.11-13
Oviedo, FL @ The Cultural Center 7.19
Minneapolis, MN @ Acme 7.23-26
Buffalo, NY @ Helium 8.9-10
Naples, FL @ Off the Hook 8.14-17
Seattle, WA @ Laughs 8.22-23
Philadelphia, PA @ Helium 8.30-31
Millstone Twnshp, NJ @ Millstone PAC (with Joe DeVito) 9.20
Hermon, ME @ Morgan Hill Convention Ctr. 9.25
Boston, MA @ Laugh Boston 9.27-28
Appleton, WI @ Skyline 10.2-4
Levittown, NY @ Governors 10.11-12
St. Louis, MO @ Funny Bone (St. Charles) 10.17-19
Greenville, SC @ Comedy Zone 10.24-25
Chicago, IL @ Zanies (Rosemont) 11.7-8
Kansas City, MO @ Comedy Club of KC 11.13-15
Royal Oak, MI @ Mark Ridley's 12.4-6
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