Cowboy Camgirl

Cowboy Camgirl
by Mac And The Backups
Album: RAID

*Lyrics*
I lost all my money to a cowboy camgirl
she said i was funny and twirled her blonde curls
so i went to her wishlist, and went on a spending spree
now she says that she loves me, and I'm her favorite daddy

Oh it sucks to be broke, but at least I have her
i'm alone every night, but i'm glad she's secure
she's living her dreams up in a skyscraper in the clouds
i'm in a dark one bedroom apartment, but ya know what im proud

that my cowboy camgirl fantasy knows me
she messages every night asking if i'm free
do you have time, do i have a dollar, can i make her cum, can i make her holler
did I know I'm her number one fan, and her number one donner
That she really likes me, and hopes someday we can be together
too bad we're so far apart, and that we could never

Hey I know what it looks like, and don't you talk shit
so far in my life this is the most healthy relationship
and hell you know what maybe someday we could meet
ill tell her i love her and that i jack off to her feet