Suno - Only Cute When You're Hot

Fun fact: like many other AI engines, Suno's songwriting engine has certain restrictions programmed into it concerning certain touchy subjects. For instance, if you were to ask it for a song joking about sexual harassment in the workplace, it probably wouldn't give it to you (and back at the time when I was making this song, it might even have given you a brief lecture about why your request was being rejected implying that you were a horrible person for even asking for such a thing). I was, however, able to persuade the engine to write me this song about how a guy's attractiveness determines whether the gal on whom he's making amorous advances considers him to be a romantic hunk or a creepy stalker; and the separate engine which produces the actual tune and vocalizes the lyrics (which could also refuse to process controversial and potentially offensive requests, though it was programmed neither to censure nor to offer any explanations for these refusals) also did its job without complaint.

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Walking by my window every night,
Leaving me flowers under moonlight;
You think it's love, what you've got,
But it's only cute when you're hot.

[Chorus]
Stalker vibes? I'd say, just stop;
But it works—if you're tip-top.
Got that charm? Then you've got a shot;
'Cause it's only cute when you're hot.

[Verse 2]
Calling me twenty times in a row?
Sending me letters? Don't wanna know.
Seems unfair—and it is—a lot—
But it's only cute when you're hot.

[Chorus]
Stalker vibes? I'd say, just stop;
But it works—if you're tip-top.
Got that charm? Then you've got a shot;
'Cause it's only cute when you're hot.

[Verse 3]
Spying when I'm walking down the street;
In your mind, that must seem pretty sweet.
In my mind? No way! It's not!
Boy, it's only cute when you're hot.

[Bridge]
Catch you watching me? I'm gonna scream...
Unless you look like you're straight from a dream.
If you're ugly, you're jailed if you're caught:
Stalking is only cute when you're hot.

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Stalker vibes? I'd say, just stop;
But it works—if you're tip-top.
Got that charm? Then you've got a shot;
'Cause it's only cute when you're hot.