I Want a Mastodon in the Mountains (song)

Song: I Want a Mastodon in the Mountains
Lyrics: Aaron J. Weaver
Music: AI

(verse1)
I want a mastodon in the mountains,
I want to see it walk by my home,
I want a mastodon in the mountains,
In the Adirondacks do roam.

I'm telling you, this ain't no joke,
Bring back the don in upstate New York,
I want a mastodon in the mountains,
I want to see it walk by my home.

(verse2)
I want a mastodon in the valleys,
Eating in the open fields,
I want a mastodon in the valleys,
With its existence well revealed.

I'm telling the truth, make no mistake,
See it roam the Mohawk or the Finger Lakes,
I want a mastodon in the valleys,
Eating in the open fields.

(verse3)
I want a mastodon in my home State,
Bring it back so that we can see,
I want a mastodon in my home State,
Walking around happy, wild and free.

Around the Great Lakes or near Canada,
Somewhere in New York, not in Florida,
I want a mastodon in my home State,
Bring it back so that we can see.

(verse4)
I want a mastodon in the mountains,
I want to see it walk by my home,
I want a mastodon in the mountains,
In the Adirondacks do roam.

I'm telling you, this ain't no joke,
Bring back the don in up state New York,
I want a mastodon in the mountains,
I want to see it walk by my home.