The male simps ask: where were these teachers when I was a kid? You just bought her a $50 drink!

It is so wildly hilarious how many adult men and online trolls spend so much time, energy, and money to try to find a woman, spending thousands of dollars on memberships, OnlyFans, advisors, counselors, and dating apps while at the same time, cheering female predators on as they molest underage boys.