real comedy gets you yelled at

supernova, yes this is true
can i switch lanes yet
but you let steve jobs tread on you
oh look! it's a cow looking at us
do you know what real comedy is
i yell at myself better than anyone
some of us in america have self-awareness, we overcompensate for everyone else
this shirt proves i used to be liberal
i call RENT the AIDS musical
the general msg is pretty good tho
no day but today
super insecure during my time spent in the theatre dpt (i mean it was high school, go figure)
a dog sticking their head out the window is the happiest sight in the world
was that a german shepherd?
watch best in show, it's hilarious
i should figure out how to drive w/ my knees
gmc out here making threats
i hate stop n go traffic, it's way worse than just being stuck (we utilize being stuck w/ this keyboard)
i guess i'm just good at smelling bullshit
that was a nasty joke right there
so many "men" that act just like women
my masculine features are always on full display
i don't think that these qualities are bad
you can tell when somebody hasn't worked themselves out
so many people make it blatantly obvious how insecure they are
identity obsessed turds are always political
that identity of theirs ain't a very strong one, otherwise they wouldn't need this cult-like acceptance from everyone around em
i accept a lotta things that i don't like
i don't like that most christians don't act like it
nashville carpet cleaning is AWESOME