Cheap Therapy 4/4/25

In a bizarre showdown of Trouser Trout vs. Fighting Pessaries, the battlefield is set for an absurdly epic clash. Think slippery fish flopping against rogue suppositories in a duel no one asked for. Meanwhile, Sparky’s Biography, "Weird Places I’ve Peed," chronicles the unsung hero’s urinary adventures, from haunted gas stations to the neighbor’s prize petunias. Picture this: the dewy mimsy, whatever that is, sparkling seductively in the sunlight of the trouser trout, casting a glow that’s equal parts confusing and oddly poetic. Everything in here wants fed .. trout, pessaries, mimsies .. all demanding sustenance like a room full of hangry toddlers. I’m almost having a religious experience, though whether it’s divine revelation or just the sheer chaos of this fever dream remains unclear.