Free Hank Yoo

[Verse 1]
There was a man from America
Who went by the name of Hank Yoo
He was Korean American
Fascinated by the Civil War Confederates

[Verse 2]
They kicked him out of America
And sent him to Korea
All because he liked Confederates
And wore Confederate hats

[Chorus]
Free Hank Yoo
He did nothing wrong
He just liked Confederates
And he was a little weird

[Verse 3]
He liked guns and trains
And wore a bulletproof vest
Said he hated Japan
And looked like an Asian Johnny Depp

[Verse 4]
He rode on a four-wheeler
With his wife who was Asian
Who was wearing an orange dress
And they were laughing and having fun

[Chorus]
Free Hank Yoo
He did nothing wrong
He just liked Confederates
And he was a little weird