"POV: You're a 1700s noble explaining why you never bathe"

Forget showers. Forget soap. Lord Featherstone is here to explain the 18th-century aristocratic method of staying “clean” by… never doing anything.

In this extended historical satire, TimeWarp Diaries takes you deep into the powdered, perfumed world of nobles who truly believed smell was optional — but arrogance was not.

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