Mother's Day Panic - SOLVED - NWONOWART

The Hat Man has a very elegant solution to an age-old problem: How can I get that old bat that gave birth to me to believe I love her, with MINIMAL effort, on Mother's Day?

The answer? 90% off oil painting commissions! For $449 The Hat Man will create an 11x14" oil painting and have it delivered to you by Mother's Day!

Portrait of yourself to give to mom? Done. Portrait of mom? No problem! Portrait of a grandchild or mom's favorite pet? Done and Done! Painting of her house or just a nice landscape? Sure. All her grandkids together? NO!!!! Not for $449! Are you serious? That's a crap-load of work! That's extra! We can talk.

Pro Tip: When mom asks you what you spent, you just smile warmly and say, "don't worry about it." Watch her break down in tears! Priceless! Brownie points for years!

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Meet Your Masters!

The Hat Man is a Preternatural entity that haunts the dreams of children and adults alike. In physical manifestation he is an artist, self proclaimed genius, Figurehead of the NWO, Reptilian Parasite, Psychic Vampire, and humbler than you.

Talking Head (#6) fixes ovens, builds Doomsday Devices, and suffers from a Lefty-Brain Virus.

Harry is a self-described Survivalist and Freedom Fighter. He claims Income Taxes are Illegal and that he beat the IRS in open court.

All 3 NWO members are also members of the Secret Jewish Space Laser Agency (Goyim Division), and are able to target both individuals and high-value/under-utilized real-estate remotely.

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