Tariff Trouble in the Hood

"Yo, tariffs hit the hood hard, man! Lil’ Jay used to sling knockoff Jordans for $20—now they’re $50 ‘cause of import fees. Granny’s out here rationing her bootleg soy sauce packets like it’s wartime. Even Big Tone’s hustle took a hit—his ‘Made in China’ grills cost more than the ribs he’s cookin’! He said, ‘I’m grillin’ air at this point!’ Tariffs got us payin’ premium for the fake stuff—next thing you know, we’ll be taxing hustle itself. ‘Sorry, dawg, that’s a 10% street cred fee!’" #TariffTales #HoodHustle