🚨 DOCUMENT DUMP DISASTER: BBB’S “PAPER THE COURT” PLAYBOOK EXPOSED! 🚨

Hold onto your staplers, folks — BBB (Brucey’s Bureau of Bullsh*t) has launched a bureaucratic blitzkrieg that would make even the IRS blush. From motions to strike, motions to dismiss, motions to dismiss the dismissals, pro hac vice kerfuffles, fee tantrums, and filings with more footnotes than a PhD thesis written by ChatGPT after an espresso binge — the goal is simple: drown the court in paperwork and hope it taps out. 🧻⚖️

We’re talkin’ hundreds of pages. Remote depositions? Check. In-person depositions? Double check. Matzkin-style objections that sound like Shakespearean monologues? Triple check. And if that’s not enough, sprinkle in some wild-eyed accusations, sanctions hearings, and a couple of footnote feuds for flavor. 🤡📚

They don’t just defend cases — they launch a legal filibuster on paper.

This episode: we try to make sense of BBB’s motion-mania, decipher the 42-1 deposition from December (the one that needed a sequel because Volume I wasn’t nearly enough), and revisit the filings that make Judge Bolitho say “potted plant” and “summary contempt” in the same breath. 🌿🧯

So grab a drink, sit back, and let us decode the forest of filings that BBB thinks is a legal strategy. Spoiler: it's not. But it is wildly entertaining.