Gaza, Globbies, and a Gun: The First General Debate of 2024...from the Future!

Thanks to MSNBC's new FutureVision© technology, Van Hammersly media has made the first debate of the 2024 general election available to you! Why doomscroll through the next year's worth of useless FiveThirtyEight thinkpieces when you can skip the drama and get straight to what matters?

After a series of unpredictable developments, we finally have our four contestants of the 2024 election: Ronald DeSantis for the GOP, Amy "The Klobberer" Klobuchar for the Dems, Candace Owens for the far-far-right Eagles of Liberty, and Elon Musk for...the Lemon Party.

With reliable centrist Joe Rogan moderating, hear what the four contestants have to say about the next Israeli/Palestine conflict!

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DISCLAIMER: This work of satire uses AI voice generation software to mimic the voices of its targets.

CONTENT WARNING: One scene of gun violence

2024 Recap 00:00
Trump's Return to the Arms of His Heavenly Father 00:55
Biden's Return to the Arms of His Heavenly Father 01:39
Joe Rogan Introduction 02:31
International Affairs Question 03:42
DeSantis's Response 04:14
Candy Hijacks DeSantis 04:36
Amy Klobuchar Speaks 05:00
Elon Musk on the Spacefaring Life 05:27
Outro 06:50
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