Professor Digory Kirke's Advice

Song: Professor Digory Kirke's Advice
Lyrics: Aaron J Weaver
Music: AI

(verse1)
My name is Professor Digory Kirke
I am quite at your disposal,
You ask if there're other worlds a lurk,
There is nothing more probable.
I must ask only one question,
I hope you don't think I am cruel,
Yet one must say to mention,
What do they teach in these schools?
(chorus)
Logic! Yes, it's Logic,
That is my number one rule,
It's in Plato, all in Plato,
What do they teach at these schools?
(verse 2)
If others have been to Narnia,
They will show you strange signs,
Odd looks they have about them,
You'll recognize in your minds.
Don't talk much among yourselves,
And don't try to return at all,
You will return to Narnia again,
When it is time and Aslan calls.
(chorus)
Logic! Yes, it's Logic,
That is my number one rule,
It's in Plato, all in Plato,
What do they teach at these schools?
(verse3)
Once a King or Queen in Narnia
It has once spoken and once said,
Always a King or Queen in Narnia,
Let it be written and let it be read.
Until the day does come again,
Or you see another witness,
It's best to act like a family,
And mind our own little business.
(chorus)
Logic! Yes, it's Logic,
That is my number one rule,
It's in Plato, all in Plato,
What do they teach at these schools?
Logic! Yes, it's Logic,
What do they teach at these schools?