Bibist From The Moon

As political debates in Israel grow more extreme, this song holds up a playful (and slightly brutal) mirror to how the left often portrays Netanyahu supporters — as mindless puppets, alien fanatics, or blind worshippers. "Bibist From the Moon" is a tongue-in-cheek anthem that mocks the over-the-top accusations thrown at right-wing voters, giving back the same energy — with rhymes, rhythm, and a big grin. Because at the end of the day, voting for Bibi isn’t a crime — even if it makes some people scream “democracy!” in five different languages.

🎶 If you’re tired of the clichés, the condescension, and the smug lectures — this one’s for you.

Lyrics

Verse 1
They say I wear a tinfoil hat,
And dream of Bibi as a godlike cat.
I follow orders, can’t debate,
Just stuck in some deluded state.

They talk like I’m a lost, lost cause,
A caveman who just loves old laws.
They call me names from morning 'til noon —
A Bibist born on a cartoon moon.

🎶 Chorus
O,h I’m just a Bibist from the moon,
Dancing to Bibi’s secret tune.
They claim I’ve got no brain, no clue —
Just a puppet in Bibi’s zoo.
But I still vote, I still decide,
Guess that just hurts their fragile pride.

Verse 2
They say I fear the deep-state fog,
And think the media’s one big dog.
They roll their eyes and sip red wine,
And ask, “How can he think that line?”

To them, I’m blind, or bought, or both,
A slave to some messianic oath.
But all I see is spin and sneer —
While I live here, year after year.

🎶 Chorus
Yeah, I’m just a Bibist from the moon,
Tuned to that Likudnik tune.
They claim I’ve got no brain, no clue —
Just a puppet in Bibi’s zoo.
But I still vote, I still decide,
Sorry if the truth hurts your pride.

Bridge
You scream “dictator!” every week,
But he’s still here, You’re looking weak.
You lose elections, shout “Not fair!”
Yet somehow Bibi’s always there.

You write your tweets in English flair,
“Democracy is in despair!”
But I just laugh and change the channel —
While you light candles with a panel.

🎶 Final Chorus
So call me Bibist, call me sheep,
Say my thoughts are far too cheap.
They claim I’ve got no brain, no clue —
Just a puppet in Bibi’s zoo.
But truth be told, I’m wide awake,
And tired of all the noise you make.

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