Former US President Barack Obama Proves: You CANNOT Please The Modern Black Woman - SMH!

11:09 AM 4/9/2025 Wed

No good deed goes unpunished, indeed! After MONTHS of intense (social) media speculation, it seems that former POTUS Barack Obama has finally broken his silence, disclosing in a recent round of interviews that he is facing a "deficit" regarding his three-decades long marriage to former First Lady Michelle Obama. These revelations comes on the heels of Obama's own chiding of Black men in what he (wrongly) perceived was the Black male electorate's failure to support their "sister" Kamala Harris with their vote (as it turns out, Black men once again came through for Black women, with nearly EIGHTY PERCENT SUPPORT - and look how THAT worked out for them. Remember the #NinetyTwoPercent "let it burn" social media movement shortly after the elections? Hmmm?) - and - the even more recent New York Times article bemoaning the paucity of Black men on the campuses of HBCUs. All manner of think pieces were being dropped by Black lady social media content creators in a barely thinly veiled bid to do yet another "Where are all the Black men?" call to action - but none of this comes as any shock or surprise to your correspondent in the least. For I have long known what Mr. Obama is evidencing right now - that it is IMPOSSIBLE to please the Modern Black Woman(!). Barack Hussein Obama, Jr. - Columbia undergrad, Harvard Law Shool grad, first ever Black president of the Harvard Law Review; former Constitutional Law scholar at the University of Chicago; communitah organizer; former state senator for Illinois; former US Senator from Illinois; Leader of the Free World TWICE; winner of the Nobel Peace Prize(!) and author of several bestselling books(!) - I mean seriously, WTF else is there for a Black man to do to get a Modern Black Woman on his program? We're gonna talk about TODAY, ONLY ON RUMBLE!