BUY AN IPHONE, QUICK... - 4.9.25

On Monday night's show, Jim said the stock market was run by amateurs... Boy, did they show their "Shark Tank" colors today. Looks like everyone's okay except China - and the frickin Commies deserve it, too. Former Hustler Magazine Executive Editor comes by to break it down for us (with no help from the "Hustler Dancers", unfortunately...). Plus: These silver metallic orbs are being filmed flying around all over the place. Can you say "aliens"? We knew you could... Call us up and say the "A" word: 325-CALL-JIM (325-225-5546).