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💩 NUMBER 3 | Original Song by Audio Mynd | Funk Rock
Brace yourself for a genre-defying, bowel-busting banger from the mind of Audio Mynd — the lyrical lunatic who brought you funk, filth, and full-on absurdity. “Number 3” is a funk rock jam drenched in wah-wah guitars, slap bass, punchy drums, and so much toilet humor it might clog your brain.
Dynamic male vocals, wild instrumental breaks, and a complete disregard for maturity. This song doesn’t just cross the line—it projectile craps all over it.
🚽 What Is "Number 3"?
Pee. Poop. Together. That’s number three. You’re welcome.
🤘 For Fans Of:
Tenacious D, Primus, Ween, Steel Panther, Frank Zappa, The Bloodhound Gang, Red Hot Chili Peppers (when they were being gross), or jam bands that don't take themselves seriously at all.
🎶 What to Expect in This Track:
✅ Funk-driven grooves & filthy lyrics
✅ Wah-wah guitar + slap bass chaos
✅ Complex drum patterns & polyphonic madness
✅ Vulgarity, satire, and the worst kind of genius
✅ Something you’ll laugh at… then loop again like a freak
🎤 Lyric Highlight:
"If I can't pee, I'll poop on you / Maybe get lucky and I’ll go number three..."
⚠️ WARNING:
This song is not safe for work, not safe for life, and not recommended for anyone with good taste. But if you’re still here, congratulations: you’re exactly the kind of degenerate we love.
📢 SUBSCRIBE to Audio Mynd for more original music, genre-bending weirdness, and completely inappropriate artistic expression.
Leave a comment if you’ve ever gone number three. No judgment. Probably.
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