BREAKING: $400M in Fraud Uncovered — Babies, Seniors & the Unborn?!

The Secretary of Labor and @DOGE just dropped shocking data on unemployment insurance fraud:
• 25,000 people over 115 years old collected $59M
• 28,000 toddlers raked in $254M
• 10,000 people who haven’t even been born yet somehow got $69M

Yes, you read that right—money from the future. The system is broken.