#196 - Adam’s Trump Obsession: A Melon-Sized Fixation

Adam Schiff, with his distinctive melon-shaped dome and pencil-thin neck, has carved out a reputation as Capitol Hill’s most relentless Trump tracker. His fixation on the president borders on the theatrical, as if Trump’s every tweet, tan, and tie choice lives rent-free in Schiff’s oversized cranium. From marathon impeachment hearings to late-night cable news rants, Schiff’s obsession manifests in furrowed brows and fervent speeches, each one a testament to his unshakable belief that Trump is the political boogeyman of our time. Critics call it unhealthy; supporters call it vigilance. Either way, Schiff’s melon seems wired to hum one tune—Trump, Trump, Trump—while his pencil neck strains under the weight of that single-minded crusade.

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