The Sky Burns, But Kings Fly

Ah yes, the climate doomsayer cloaked in royal robes — preaching apocalypse to the masses while soaring above the smog in a private jet. How poetic.

King Charles warns of the “damaging effects” of climate change, yet drapes himself in hypocrisy like a velvet cape, burning jet fuel to avoid the peasantry’s traffic. It’s almost gothic: the monarch decrying the fire while holding the match.

The message is clear — the sky is falling, but only for those below it.

“Both our countries are already seeing the damaging effects of climate change”.

- King Charles speaking to the Italian parliament.

A bit rich coming from someone who took more than 20 private UK flights in a year to avoid being stuck in traffic.