The Most Amazing Internet Troll I’ve Ever Had

Whenever you post anything online, you’re gonna get a troll.

Sometimes it’s as simple as you saying “chocolate,” and someone full of insecurities and time decides to spam your page with a litany of “VANILLA!”

Bring religion, or politics, into the mix, and things can get out of hand.

That said, there’s a special kind of troll out there, and that’s the person who brings politics into everything.

Everything.

Even on a benign, has-nothing-to-do-with politics video, they’ll jump straight into partisan nonsense.

The blue-haired land whales on the left try and throw identity politics into everything, not understanding in the slightest that that’s how you lose elections, and mouth-breathers on the right who have their tongues so far deep into the Cheeto God’s colon, it’s insane.

The latter is what happened here.

Given the reference I make in the video—specifically to the South Park episode, “TMI”—you’d think these sad people would look in the mirror and change their ways, but nope.

Enlightenment, self-realization, awareness…

These are things they lack.

Well, all the better to amuse me!