Confused about Sports?

Confused about Sports? At 72, I tackled sports with the audacity of a guy who thinks he can still fit into his high school jeans—spoiler: I can’t! I’ve avoided baseball, football, basketball, and soccer like they were tax audits, but my grandkids’ chatter about “home runs” and “slam dunks” forced me to dive in. Baseball (April-October) is a snooze-fest with bats—Yankees dominate, Ohtani’s a wizard. Football (September-February) is chaos with helmets; Chiefs rule, Mahomes throws like a superhero. Basketball (October-June) is tall guys dunking—LeBron’s still king, Celtics hoard titles. Soccer (March-October) is endless running for one measly goal—Messi’s magic, though! Each sport’s got rules, penalties, and playoffs that sound like a reality TV gauntlet. From World Series to Super Bowl, it’s a wild ride. I learned the basics, laughed at my own audacity, and now I’m ready to cheer (or nap) with the best of ‘em. If I can figure this out, so can you—grab a hot dog and join the fun! The entire article can be found at https://pureaudacity.com/blogs/news/blog-post-a-72-year-old-s-hilarious-crash-course-in-american-sports-with-a-dash-of-audacity