Suno - The Psycho-Babble Breakup Blues

For this song, inspired by such comedic pieces as The Onion article "That Female Looks Capable Of Passing On My Genetic Material" and the "Sludgepants Jefferson" sketch by the Canadian comedy group The Frantics and (especially) the National Lampoon Radio Hour song "Every Day I Feel Depressed" B.B. King parody by (I think) Christopher Guest, I had Suno whip up a blues song in which the narrator describes his suffering over a breakup entirely in terms of psychological (and neurological) jargon.

Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Cognitive dissonance in my mind;
Feelings tangled, can't unwind;
Emotional hypostasis deep inside;
When you left me, my heart died.

[Chorus]
Therapeutic intervention now;
My heart feels so broken how
In this complex emotional state,
Can't recalibrate my fate.

[Verse 2]
Neurotic melancholy reigns;
Synaptic gaps igniting pains;
Dopamine levels in decline;
Without you, I'm out of line.

[Chorus]
Therapeutic intervention now;
My heart feels so broken how
In this complex emotional state,
Can't recalibrate my fate.

[Verse 3]
Behavioral triggers every day;
Anxiety won't fade away.
Crying with an anxious gleam;
Isolation is my dream.

[Chorus]
Therapeutic intervention now;
My heart feels so broken how
In this complex emotional state,
Can't recalibrate my fate.

[Bridge]
A paradigm shift in my soul;
Psychological void takes its toll.
Regression to a sadder time;
Memories lose their shine.

[Instrumental]

[Chorus]
Therapeutic intervention now;
My heart feels so broken how
In this complex emotional state,
Can't recalibrate my fate.