Ep 459: You Bench 405, But Can’t Do a Pull-Up...You Suck With Coach Jimmy!

Welcome back to the Ones Ready Podcast! This week, Trent sits down with the beard-wielding, strength-slinging savant, Coach Jimmy of Modern Athlete Strength Systems (MASS)—because apparently we still need to explain why doing curls and skipping cardio won’t cut it in Special Warfare.

Jimmy drops 20+ years of strength & conditioning wisdom (and shade) on everything from why 30-day programs are garbage, to how being “jacked and useless” is an actual epidemic. They dig into MASS’s 90-Day Unchained program, the myth of muscle without function, and how neck strength might just save your career and your spine. Oh, and Trent confesses to avoiding deadlifts for half his career—so, there’s that.

🔥 Key Takeaways:

💥 “Neck and Traps are the New Abs” – Team Yoke is real. Stop skipping your carries.
💥 30-Day Programs Are Trash – You’re not a new person in a month. You’re just sore and confused.
💥 Relative > Absolute Strength – Cool, you bench 405. Can you move your own body weight?
💥 Pull-Ups Are King – If you can’t pull your own body up, you’re not a tactical asset—you’re cargo.
💥 Your Workout Shouldn’t Kill You – You’re training to last, not collapse in a puddle.
💥 Zone 2 Is the Hill to Die On – Boring? Yes. Effective? Also yes.
💥 Start Early, Lift Forever – Barbell doesn’t care how old you are. It only cares if you show up.
💥 Train Like Your Kids Are Watching – If you can’t play with them, what’s the point?
💥 Don’t Be That Cop Complaining About Body Armor – Train your neck and act like a professional.
💥 Buy In or Fall Off – You don’t need more time. You need structure and discipline.

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