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Webb to APS: “I Thought You Said ‘Attacks Day.’”

[Washington’s Headquarters, FOB Morristown, April 14, 2025] Any station? Any station? Do you read? Over.

Live from the world’s newest banana republic. . .

While the political yard signage springs abloom for war-hardened Arlington Democrats, gearing up for “game day”, with practice for November, like in most years, in what could prove fatal to one gubernatorial hopeful, hoping to make history, Arlington GOP is waiting or maybe even praying for some October surprise or some ex deus machina miracle to fall like manna from heaven, which, at least to science and math, is not likely to occur. However, like the prepandemic “intel dump”, which could easily have been utilized to provide marketing data, especially the years-in-the making, robust collection capability stood up by “the religious restrictions project”, exactly one year before Christian churches declared themselves nonessential in a pandemic, the folks at Pew Research Center have recently published a most informative after action report (AAR), like the military are supposed to do by regulation. And one retired military intelligence analyst is spending his time, as a “not a serious option”, “make-a-statement candidate, pouring through “good intel”, when not lobbying for an expansion of the JROTC mission, and imposing an onerous burden upon courts across the country on the pandemic response, to which one departing school board member had lamented he and his elected body would forever be connected.

“Well, Howard, as you know, as was empirically obvious when the floodgates of litigation didn’t open when churches were greatly restricted during what the law had informed us early to have been an attack, from who knows who, involving a CBRN agent or agents, which found over 75% of our fatalities among those age 65 and older, which we knew from the beginning. However, did you see anyone claiming the virus was a weapon try to set up a security perimeter or extract these most vulnerable. So, we can give them credit for guessing that question right, apparently marked R on the answer sheet, but failing on application and Christian stewardship. However, our progressive Democrats, following the science, as they say, got all of the answers so wrong, which explains graphically for our visual learners that a lot of activity with a misconceived plan does not result in success. You’d be surprised how many missed that on the test. We also find some post traumatic imprints on minorities and the elderly, still steadfastly believing what they were doing was correct. Hello? If you’re taking casualties, it probably means your extra layer of protection didn’t work like it did in your head. That’s the typical denial stage in grief, which eventually manifests in anger, according to our psychological experts. So, keep a sharp lookout for minorities and old people, because one day, and that day may never come—they might die from something else they can’t figure out—we may have some expressions of let’s say toxicity,” remarked Major Mike Webb.

Your elected representative is called your elected representative for a reason; and Martin Luther King and Jesus never got elected.

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