Is She "Too Thick" - Or Just TOO FAT?!?

Double standards for me, but not for thee! Just in time for Hump Day, your correspondent returns with the latest from Ace Metaphor's "Tonight's Conversation Live!" tour stop in my hometown of Philly last fall. At issue is a seriously plus-sized lady who asks whether she should kick her otherwise stellar guy to the curb because despite his stellar treatment of her, comes up short in the downstairs department. Fellas, take note: D*CK SIZE MATTERS to the lovely ladies of dah communitah!--and this here lady is the proof. All manner of hijinks ensure, and it's all in good clean fun - as long as it's at the brothers' expense - right? I mean, we dare not have a laugh or two about how ladies like the one lamenting how she's too "thick" for his d*ck can't seem to back away from the table - oh noooo, we can't talk about that - right? For all the talk about "double standards" in truth they abound in the other direction in the Black community - and that's just the way the lovely ladies like it - and we're gonna talk about it TODAY ONLY ON RUMBLE!