animals are very lucky to not know what the internet is

yawl just ain't lucky enough to have a cat like this
paisley IS jealous cos it was her that originally sat on my shoulders
find me a dog that does this
they've been fighting a lot
sophie is a lap cat, a chest cat n (obviously) a shoulder cat
sophie had it so good n she didn't appreciate
we fucking hate tea but here we are
now is the absolute worst time to get sick cos it's Holy week
i WANT to sing for the Lord
i gotta take care of my throat so i can live up to my voice
i truly cannot believe how far i've come
if you wanna have more context on my transformation i have featured my two former yt channels down at the bottom
standup is secular cos it is the most degenerate art form
my least favorite aspect of comedy is narcissism but it is necessary
i try to use it to the worlds' benefit
as much as narcissists get labelled selfish they rarely do anything good for themselves
if shit works out for em it's cos they're doin the devil's work, ie anything that benefits the world
the algorithm will randomly push my content
man oh man you must think i'm delusional hahaha
if imma drink a fifth in ten min i'll probably be extreme in other ways as well
it's weird to be this mellow w/out weed