The Steve Williams Experience #132

The $1 MILLION reward if you can replicate The Shroud of Turin remains available, but you'll need an atomic laser attached to a supercomputer to do so (because the image is an extremely subtle radiation stain created by The Resurrection). Added to the fact that nobody dies for something they know is a lie, and the disciples accepted ostracization, torture and death without recanting, proves that The Resurrection actually happened, so Happy Good Friday, and Happy Easter!