Noah's Ark Makes No Sense: The Flood Story Debunked | Troll the Verse

Join us in debunking the Noah's Ark flood story in the Bible. This episode of Troll the Verse uses historical criticism and skeptical analysis to uncover the contradictions in the story. The biblical flood story is one of the most famous tales in religious history. Have you ever actually thought about how ridiculous it is? In Genesis 7, God decides to wipe out the entire world with a global flood, saving only Noah, his family, and an absurd number of animals on a giant wooden Ark. Sounds like a solid survival plan, right? WRONG.

This episode of Troll the Verse tears apart the flood myth piece by piece, exposing its contradictions, logistical nightmares, and complete lack of scientific feasibility. From Noah's impossible 600-year-old shipbuilding skills to the absurd timeline of the flood, we're breaking down why this story doesn't hold up-even before we get to how the Ark survived 5 months of vio lent ocean conditions.

🔴 TOPICS COVERED IN THIS VIDEO:
✔️ Contradictions in Genesis 6 & 7 – Two of every animal or seven pairs? Which is it?
✔️ The Impossible Logistics of Noah's Ark – How did Noah feed, house, and clean up after thousands of animals for a year?
✔️ The 600-Year-Old Shipbuilder Problem – How did an elderly man with no prior experience build history's most durable wooden ship?
✔️ Flood Science FAIL – Where did all the water come from? Where did it go? And how did Noah's Ark withstand tsunamis, earthquakes, and vio lent storms?
✔️ Biblical Absurdities – If God could just "po of" away the corpses and restore the earth, why drown everything in the first place?

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00:00 - Start
02:24 - The Ark Boarding Pass
04:57 - The Timeline That Makes No Sense
07:21 - And Then God Pressed “Delete” on Everything
09:58 - Final Thoughts

Disclaimer: This video is for entertainment and educational purposes only. The discussions and opinions expressed are not intended as definitive historical analysis but as a starting point for conversation and deeper investigation.

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