Spaceship Cockpit: The First Broadcast From the Edge of Sanity

🚀 Welcome to Spaceship Cockpit – The First Broadcast From the Edge of Sanity 👽

In this pilot episode, we launch into the weird, wild world of space news with a twist of cosmic comedy. From UFO sightings and UAP footage to asteroid threats, solar flares, and alien conspiracies, Spaceship Cockpit is where space nerds, skeptics, and sarcastic stargazers come to orbit the truth… or something like it.

🛸 In this debut transmission:
• Why we exist (barely)
• What NASA doesn’t want you to know
• A UFO here, a flare there, and some deeply questionable decisions

Expect weekly episodes covering the strangest happenings in space—from meteor showers and comet flybys to secret government memos, Apophis asteroid updates, and whatever the hell that thing was the Navy saw launching from the ocean.

🛰️ Not NASA approved. Probably for the best.