[Verse 1] Fuck Eve, I ain't going down for the bitch God take her away She don't even know how to make a sandwich Fuck Eve, she's the one who stole the apple She bit into that shit like it was a Costco sample [Verse 2] But that ain't got nothing to do with me Nope Not with me God have mercy I don't want you as my enemy This is on Eve, solely So punish her and leave me out of your wrathful agony (Please God!) [Pause] [Chorus] I'm an Eveless Adam (An Eveless Adam) I don't need no apple thief to suck my scrotum No dumb hoe to argue back and forth Like a pendulum No mental child Who when she doesn't get her way Throws a tantrum [Pause] [Verse 3] God This low I Q woman Back you can take Giving her to me was a huge mistake Maybe we can try again With a different rib She's mentally a baby Somone get a bib! [Verse 4] She gonna need it for the apple she stole God please don't punish me for this stupid hoe I want nothing to do with her dumbass She the type to bring a bike to driving class! [Pause] [Chorus] [Pause] [Verse 5] Hey God Maybe I can create my own lover I'm talking about a robot waifu Who sucks me off underneath my Naruto cover [Verse 6] Or maybe an alien What if I capture a shape shifting Reptilian That bitch will morph into any appearance I desire Big tits, fat ass Oh that shit would be fire! [Verse 7] But regardless Anything is better than a human woman so heartless Being with these human women will leave you as a carcass And I'm trying to have freedom Like my boy Spartacus [Pause] [Chorus]