Lawyer Realises She's Going To Jail

This lawyer became a headache for the police when she stripped naked in a bar, but it wasn’t her first rodeo. Just two days earlier, she had eaten at two food outlets and had not paid a bill totaling $38.25. She was about to deliver the joke of the century. At this point, her entire personality seemed fake. Since the woman was unable to call anyone, officers decided to take her to jail. She was charged with allegedly obtaining food and lodging with the intent to defraud, involving items totaling less than $1,000, and her vehicle was impounded. Two days later, she was found stripping naked in a bar. You know what, Kelly? You’re also allergic to sanity. She was charged with disorderly conduct for undressing at the bar.