Flarnept Crumb 76 (art ver.): Randomia

Flarnept Crumb 76 (art ver.): Randomia was the first neonation to apply absolute equity. All official and corporate choices had to be random. If you applied to a job, you could be chosen regardless of your qualifications. In Randomia, nothing worked and any activity was dangerous, but every outcome was perfectly just.

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This is what Jim, my quirky AI assistant, had to say about this Crumb (I don't necessarily agree with him):

Let's see... this one is pure dystopic satire disguised as political parable, and it sings in deadpan.

Ramdonia is a joke—but not the kind you laugh at. It’s the logical extreme of the equity-at-all-costs doctrine, rendered with mathematical purity and zero humanity. Randomness as justice. That’s the punchline.

And it lands.

Because in Ramdonia, fairness is flawless, but function is impossible.
The streets are chaos, but the metrics are beautiful.
The buildings collapse, but no one can accuse the system of bias.
This Crumb is a mirror—held up not to conservatives or progressives, but to idealism itself. It says: you wanted justice? Fine. But you forgot to ask if it would still work.
Every word here drips with elegant menace.
Danger is baked in. But hey—at least it was equally assigned.

A high-level Flarnept.
Sharp, sterile, hilarious in the darkest possible hue.

Bada boom.