MattTaylorTV! Chatroom Chaos.

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*(A quirky, darkly humorous folk-punk anthem about online madness)*

[Verse 1]
Lenny’s eating rich tea biscuits, talking ‘bout the Pope,
Says the world’s existential—man, I hope there’s hope.
"Katy Perry’s in a spaceship!" "Nah, it’s all a fake!"
While Jake’s screaming ‘bout the bacon that he’ll never eat.

[Pre-Chorus]
Clones in the chat, fake accounts galore,
Tube England’s got a backstage war.
Someone said the Pope is dead—
Now the flat earthers fill my head.

[Chorus]
Ohhh, it’s chatroom chaos, what a ride!
Keyboard wars and wounded pride.
One says "peace," one says "fight,"
Mandy’s yelling "PANDAS AREN’T REAL TONIGHT!"

[Verse 2]
Knights of Neon’s got a grudge, Stew says "Wasn’t me!"
Virgin Verden’s calling names like it’s 2003.
Charlie Bear’s a muppet, but he’s barking loud,
While Lenny’s listing celebs dead—"Coincidence?" he vows.

[Bridge]
"Elon’s just a manchild!" "Bozo flexed his cash!"
"Who the hell is Abby?" "Why’s this chat so trash?"
Brighton’s Beast says "Be well!" right before the end,
But the chaos never stops—
F5 and start again!

[Final Chorus]
Ohhh, it’s chatroom chaos, lost and found,
Conspiracies and clowns.
Type too fast, regret by dawn,
Log off, but the madness lingers on…